"Not Me Monday" is a fun little link-up where we can share all the things we have "not" done during the week. Just me being real.
I so did not forget to have the "tooth fairy" leave a dollar for my daughter. And she so did not remind me that this is the 3rd time the tooth fairy forgot.
I did not tell my girlfriend how nutrisystem was going well over the phone while sticking a white chocolate R2D2 lollipop into a jar of peanut butter.
I also did not swipe said chocolate from the boys' goody bag. (Mom who sent my kids home with the white chocolate- you know who you are and you should feel pretty bad for setting me up- wink, wink)
And while we are on a goody bag kick, how about - I did not take my son's bag of transformer fruit snacks the same night he got them and eat them on him.
I did not promise to buy my son a whole box of transformer fruit snacks out of sheer guilt for eating his package.
I did not allow the kids to "push over" their toys in their rooms instead of actually cleaning most of the week because they wanted to play.
I have not been passing by a bunch of people I know in stores lately because I am too busy shopping quickly or I am wearing my sweats
Unfortunately, there are a bunch more of these, but the memory ain't what it used to be.