"Not Me" Monday

This is an old classic from Mckmama- an uber mommy blogger.
I think I might of done it once or twice back in the day.
So, here goes.

I did not tell the kids to take everything out of their toy box and bookshelves with great plans to re-organize and never do it because of lack of time!

I did not have my wonderful mother come over here and help me clean because I needed a good jump start.

I did not eat 2 Nutrisystem cookies a couple of nights this week, when they are only packaged for one snack per night.

I did not get ready for church and found out I had no underwear clean and had to wear big granny panties that I had from pregnancy.

I did not threaten to pour water on the little guy when he almost fell asleep too close to bedtime.

I did not spend most of the week with a sloppy bun in the back of my head because I had no time to brush out my hair.

I did not run on the treadmill this morning and barely make the kids' bus.

I did not do my son's reading this morning after we had all weekend to do it.

And finally, I did not hear my daughter tell my sister that her mom constantly texts.

No not me.

Anything you "didn't" do this week?